cumberbatchaddictsanonymous:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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trust:

when ur plant dies

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(Source: trust, via corpish)

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mondoodoo:

so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw

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then i came across this gem

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and this last one was pure gold

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god bless you off bug spray

(Source: thewombatwonder, via two-men-one-angel)

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Honesty is, honestly, the best policy. But when honesty doesn’t work, lie, and lie convincingly. Saracen Rue (Skulduggery Pleasant: The Dying of the Light)

(Source: thesuperwholockdisneyprincess, via murdering-roses)

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